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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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