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A son of a gun.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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