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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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