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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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