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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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