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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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