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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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