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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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