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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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