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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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