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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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