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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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