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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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A square not.

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