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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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