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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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