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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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