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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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