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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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