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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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