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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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