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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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