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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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