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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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