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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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