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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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