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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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