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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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