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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Akiva Lane
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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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