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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane
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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Akiva Lane
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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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