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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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