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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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