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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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