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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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