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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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