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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Akiva Lane
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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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