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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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