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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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