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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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