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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Akiva Lane
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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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