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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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