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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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