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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Akiva Lane
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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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