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Akiva Lane
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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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