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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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