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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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