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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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