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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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