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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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