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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Akiva Lane
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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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