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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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