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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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