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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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