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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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