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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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