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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Akiva Lane
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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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