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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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