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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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