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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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