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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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