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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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