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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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