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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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