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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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