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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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