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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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