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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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