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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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