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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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