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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Rock and roll.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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