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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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