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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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