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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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