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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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