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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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