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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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