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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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