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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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