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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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