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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Akiva Lane
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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Akiva Lane
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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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