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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Akiva Lane
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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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