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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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