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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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