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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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