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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What happens when we realize something?

We see it with real eyes.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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