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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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