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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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