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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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