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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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