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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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