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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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