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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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