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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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