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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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