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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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