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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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