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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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