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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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