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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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