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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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