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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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