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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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