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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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