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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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