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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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