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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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