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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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