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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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