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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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