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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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