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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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