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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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