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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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