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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Akiva Lane
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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Akiva Lane
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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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