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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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