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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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