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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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