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Akiva Lane
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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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