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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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